Twas the Fortress before christmas

It was the night before christmas

And all through the house

Not much was stirring

Except for a mouse

It was pointing and clicking

And aiming and shooting

Killing all the soldiers

Who were rocket jumping

But then on the Bridge there was such a clatter

I sprung from the fort to see twas the matter

I dashed through the halls, 

ran like the wind

Shooting the enemy and protecting my kin

Then out on the bridge what do I see?

A sentry gun, not one but three.

I thought to myself this is quite a feat

But I should run before I get turned into meat

I dashed back inside and gathered the troops

I needed to tell them of my awesome dupe

We'd be rid of those sentrys once and for all

And after this, intel for all

We set up the heavy and medic and demo

The pyro and soldier waiting for the get go

Zed three I press, Go Go Go he cries

And forward we charged though it took a few tries.

I AM THE UBERMENSCH came one cry

HAHA LITTLE BABIES as the bodies began to fly

The uber was activated

The plan was initiated

A screen of tracers and smoke filled the screen

It was all fuzzy and fluffy, like a christmas dream

The damage from  our team beat all the records

So soon we'd have all the rewards

Then the stickies landed at their knees

Then exploded they did, one then two then three

Our team all jumped and filled with cheers

The enemy respawned and were adorned with jeers

We had one, we had prevailed on this christmas night

For sure it was great and quite the site

And as I left the server to all I said

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night