Wednesday, 11 February 2009

The worst game ever

No matter how much I delude myself into thinking it is good. And no matter how much I play it. Sonic the Hedgehog 06 (360/ps3) is the one game that is like suffering to play it. There are just so many things in the way of it that could make it a good game. The main one is the loading times and the way they handle sidequests. Instead of it being a simple talk to someone, then a brief load time and then the mission it goes

Talk to person with quest>Accept it>Load for 90 seconds+>Have the mission reiterated to you>Load a further 90+ seconds> Complete 30/60 second mission> Get rank> Load a final 90+ seconds>Carry on with your enraged time wasted life.

The traditional Sonic plagued camera, being every but where you really need it to face. You can get it rotated but it'll sometimes bug out, get caught behind a wall, not catch up to your character and a bunch of other unhelpful things.

Enemies in Silver's story. Seriously who is silver? Why is he here? A psychic hedgehog. Another one. He has no direct attacks and can only hurl shit at his enemies. Most of those being wooden boxes which do jack all damage. Other kinds of boxes or rocks do damage but even then you need to throw the same thing around 7 times to kill something.

There is too much to list. I'll admit this game looks and sounds pretty nice sometimes but other things are just the worst. Having to hold down to rotate 340 degrees on a snowboard is pretty lame. And Mach speed sections. Its like on rails sonic but one hit kills.

Human Eggman: I hope whoever came up with this got fired.

Don't worry kids, I'm a professional. I'm finishing this game so that you don't have to.

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